God-knows-what!!

so breaking the age old indian tradition (of procrastination and what not ) i finally sit here to write another crappy piece of literature which is soon going to find its way to the Recycle Bin of this little genius from Billy(read Bill Gates,i call him dat cos dat is the only way i can proclaim my non existent and imaginary associtaion with the guy) and from the Recycle Bin to only-god-knows-where,have you ever wondered where all our stuff goes once we delete it from RB...i have this logic (crappy it may sound)ki it directly goes to billy's computer and he gets to know about all our secrets,(i know the next time you see my ever-so-stupid words guarded in these round brackets,you would want to kick my ass)but i have another story that goes into this..i have a parasite residing in my body who keeps on coming up with all the crappy stuff that i write in these and i keep on playing tug-of-war with him and at times i am able to fend him away,at other times he gets on my nerves and makes me write all this,i bet even you have one,everyone has one,c'mon guys do some soul searching,and may be some day even you will be able to write stuff more crappier than mine...

Before going any further with the completely out-of-sync thought process that is going behind me jotting down all this,i'll try to rub my brain cells to find if they can come up with something aleast remotely connected to the idea of this blog.this is my first ever for this blog and as all the firsts are special this is indeed the same with me too(crap,the least i would ever care about is a blog post,but who cares as long as i can fool people ;) )This is about us...(Before you start running your brain cells amok,we are kinda straight,to put it on record)altho "us"being a two letter word it resides in itself 3 souls,the most important being ME,the others dont deserve a mention(still out of courtsey,Zubin and Amit,God make more people like me,the world will soon be a better place)Our previous room was auctioned for the new hostel inmates and it attracted bids even in excess of what any art masterpiece would have garnered.the new inmates of our previous activity hub feel really blessed to have been able to get the room.As Zubz rightly said in the previous post we have moved more than a notch higher,have jumped a few floors,so that we can be as close to Stratosphere(don't even bother to try to comprehend what this science fiction is doing and it seems to be totally out of context)but then all through i have maintained my reputation of a wannabe-pun-oriented and self proclaimed writer,i know by now half of you must have taken a vow that even if reading my post can give you a fortune,you are never going to read it,but its ok!!i consistently keep on loosing my readers

Disclaimer:Excessive reading of my postscan inflict a permanent damage on your mental health and i am already fighting a few legal cases pertaining to this issue)

So for the remaining couple of distressed souls who are still reading or trying to read further there are only two possibilities,either this is the way you have decided to end your life or you have decided to give me one last chance to get it right before you would want to pull the trigger on me.Enough is enough!!an inner voice just pricked me and now my conscience has threatened me for the umpteen number of times of deserting me,so bearing in mind all this turn of events,i'll stop writing and i wont waste any more space of the 15 MB that we have been alloted.Although for starters(What the Fuck!!starters -my ass,i know this must be the expression on your face)we have decided to do a lot of things about another lot of things so that at the end of this year we end up doing a third lot of things...

Zubin and Amit,i hope to stay alive to write another post....

They fly higher.... Literally!!

Its high time v realise it takes hardwork and not gas-talks to move higher....
the hardwork (supposedly!!) has finally paid off... v hv gone higher... double than wher v were 72 days back!! 815 it is... n it has to end here.. so nemore hardwork is jus gonna get us into nothng... so its a yr of more n more fun n frolic and collecting memories... movies, corner-corner, quizzes.. here v come!!

Have Fun ... n Thanx for d good food (finally!!) u give us my lord!!

Wishes

Wishes rule us. It takes pains to come out from where you are lost and its the wish that becomes your mentor always.

VUZ© wishes to be at the top. The top which will be discovered by us alone.
Dream unlimited but not to sleep so, scream unlimited but not to lose energy on it.

VUZ Method:

V: Vote occasionally amongst your unlimited powers to discover part by part the whole new cosmos within and around you.

U: Utilize these powers to your fullest potential alongwith sustaining the leads and resolutions.

Z: Zealous performance should be guaranteed by yourself and no other external lot can hamper your decisions and functions.


To end and start, being original (as usual), VUZ says

Where they fly is never known, how they fly is what matters.